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Candy Cigarettes???

Who puts candy cigarettes in a pinata? Serious, WTF?  Maybe I’m just going overboard but come on?  Now I have this kid who thinks it’s cool to hold a candy cigarette and pretend he’s smoking.  Sure we had those things when we were kids.  But people also smoked on planes.  And bars were filled with smoke.  It was different then for sure. But I absolutely hate seeing him holding this fake cigarette likes it’s a real one.  Now we have to talk even more about why those things are bad for you why people get addicted and all that shit.  Thanks to whomever decided that was a great idea.  Actually, FU

Our POTUS … god he sucks.  NOT MY PRESIDENT is what I just say over and over to my self.  “Mr. [President], what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” Thank you Billy Madison!  In just a few short days we’ll be touring the white house.  I can’t even imagine running into the dude.  What possibly could I say to him other than WORST PRESIDENT EVER or WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST QUIT or SCIENCE IS REAL or POLLUTION IS BAD …

Oh, and why in the world does my 6th grade daughter need permission to take a cough drop at school?  Is she going to overdose on them?  Seriously?  You don’t need to call me to ask if it’s okay if my daughter has a cough drop because she’s coughing.

I really just wanted to write about that damn candy cigarette but decided to throw in a couple other things … I’ll get over it but if he starts smoking one day … 🙁

 

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